Strawberry Surgery

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sidnugget:

like a  month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep 

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corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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my parents definitely did not raise me to be a queer feminist filled with the wrath of a thousand enraged dragons and yet here i am

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monstersinthestars:

that is an excellent question

(also thank you so much!  you’re such a sweetheart ububu)

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whatisaqualityblog:

masamaruskull:

not-medicine:

alecmadeablog:

Take Photoshop away from me, please.

He wouldn’t even have fighting moves, other than one or two methods of throwing food. The rest would be NOTHING but taunts.

THAT FINAL SMASH WAS SO RAW

I ACTUALLY *RECOVERED* DAMAGE PERCENTAGE FROM IT

now i have to reblog it again

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cumber-bitches:

“well that’s not going to get me many notes!”

“I don’t care.” 

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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flairina:

Sometimes I wonder if I am actually a tiny alien who originally was hiding out in this human’s brain canal to watch and observe human society but at around three I took direct control of them and now I’ve forgotten how to stop doing their life for them